Here’s a great piece of sports writing.

I knew the Panthers would win when I realized I have a meeting at 7 p.m. Sunday. The game starts at 6:30.

Back in the day, there was a man in section 320 of Eriksson Stadium who would turn to one side and yell “PAN!” then to the other side and yell “THORS!” He obviously was a linguist (despite what his red neck and beer belly would usually connote), like my father, who says Flee-Boos would be the best name for a team, because those vowel sounds carry farthest. The awful “er” sound isn’t very glamorous.

Go, Panthers!

One Response to “Pan-thors!”

  1. kika says:

    Tell Banjo that there’s an exceedingly popular female soccer team from New South Wales known as the Sheeroos. Not exactly Flee-Boos, but close enough.

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