Don’t Blame Me

I’ve been deliberating over whether to put my USAT sticker on my new car. Does it make me more of an asshole? Less? Probably the former. Discussing it with Pica, who is antisticker, I remembered a project my friend Charlie and I worked on back in college, during Bush I and Gulf War I. Using permanent markers and contact paper, we set out to write

DON’T BLAME ME, I VOTED FOR CARTER

but were so taken by

DON’T BLAME ME

that we stopped there.