"I Just S*** My Pants!"

Wes is very proud of Vivi’s coloring job.

Our friend Bunny pointed out ten years ago that “Family Circus” always reads better if you substitute “I just shit my pants” for the caption.

If you find that funny, you’ll love the “Dysfunctional Family Circus.”

One Response to “"I Just S*** My Pants!"”

  1. minty says:

    I have a DFC cartoon on my office bulletin board of Dolly talking to the pastor, saying: “Do you really believe all that shit about Jesus?” Although “I just shit my pants” would have worked well also, and yes, makes ANY Family Circus cartoon funnier than the original.

    Bravo on your coloring job, Vivi! Jeffy and Billy never looked better.

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