Five Blades, Three Rolls

Last week Wes received a promotional razor with, seriously, five blades on it. We were reminded of this brilliant Onion piece, with its memorable line, “I don’t care if they have to cram the fifth blade in perpendicular to the other four, just do it!”

Today, while stocking up on paper products at Super Target, I learned they’re now making toilet paper with three rolls’ worth on one cylinder. More is more.