Grisham Dream

Last night I dreamed that John Grisham insulted my book in print, writing something like:

The Athlete’s Guide to Yoga is an overtly commercial application of yoga to endurance sports. Sage Rountree presents very little yoga here and should be ashamed of himself.

I could tell from the presumption that I was a man (I’m not!) that he hadn’t really read the book. But why, Mr. Grisham? And why am I dreaming that you are a critic of yoga books?